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Friday, July 07, 2006

glad tat thing back to normal.. sian.. today got ief tutorial.. the tutorial gimme the same feeling when i had miec in yr1.. the scary feeling.. lol.. go to class alway got a scary feeling.. nvm.. beat with it 2hours can liao... haha

a little joke here (not targeted to offense any malaysian, sorry if it did offend u)

A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia..

He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house.

A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation.

Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside.The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore."

The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence.

Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?"

Singaporean : "Of course."

Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam... before we sell it across to Singapore."

This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?"

Malaysian : "Why, of course we do"

Singaporean : "Do you wear protection"

Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms."

Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away."

Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore."

The End.

hope u guys like it.. lol.. when i read it i kept laughin =X
on 8:45 AM